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Oct
7
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has
also returned back.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,,
wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
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smilejokes.blogspot.com
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Oct
7
Our daughter signed up for shop class because she thought
it meant visiting different malls. - Syman Hirsch
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Two Irishmen in a bar and one said to the other.
"Hey! Can you tell me what the date is please?"
"No idea." says the other.
"But you've got a newspaper in your pocket," he says.
"Sorry mate, its no use, it's yesterday's!"
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a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior
with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior
looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one
white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with
bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me
all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and
replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
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A distraught young man made an appointment with a psychiatrist.
"I was out of town on business," he told the doctor," and I
wired my wife that I would be coming home on Tuesday, instead
of Wednesday. When I got in I went straight home as fast as
I could, and when I got there I found her in bed with my best
friend!"
The man then broke down into uncontrollable tears.
The doctor considered the problem for a couple of moments then
said, "Maybe she never got your telegram."
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K.shanmukesh
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smilejokes.blogspot.com
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Oct
7
Tommy was dying. His wife was with him, standing next to his bed. As he was drawing his last few breaths, he gasped, "Helen, I have one last request." "Of course, Tommy, what is it?" Helen asked softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Louis." "But I thought you hated Louis," said Helen.
With his final breath, Tommy said, "I do."
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"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Louis." "But I thought you hated Louis," said Helen.
With his final breath, Tommy said, "I do."
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