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Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has
also returned back.

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."



Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,,
wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.

Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

Why are Egyptian's Children  always confused??
Coz after death, their  DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

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Tags - jokes , smile ]]> http://www.linuxforums.net.cn/read.php?113 root <> Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:52:04 +0000 http://www.linuxforums.net.cn/read.php?113 Our daughter signed up for shop class because she thought
it meant visiting different malls. - Syman Hirsch
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Two Irishmen in a bar and one said to the other.

"Hey! Can you tell me what the date is please?"

"No idea." says the other.

"But you've got a newspaper in your pocket," he says.

"Sorry mate, its no use, it's yesterday's!"
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a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior
with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior
looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one
white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with
bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me
all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and
replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
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A distraught young man made an appointment with a psychiatrist.

"I was out of town on business," he told the doctor," and I
wired my wife that I would be coming home on Tuesday, instead
of Wednesday. When I got in I went straight home as fast as
I could, and when I got there I found her in bed with my best
friend!"

The man then broke down into uncontrollable tears.

The doctor considered the problem for a couple of moments then
said, "Maybe she never got your telegram."

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Tags - smile , jokes ]]> http://www.linuxforums.net.cn/read.php?112 root <> Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:50:27 +0000 http://www.linuxforums.net.cn/read.php?112 Thanks
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Tags - smile , jokes ]]> http://www.linuxforums.net.cn/read.php?110 root <> Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:45:47 +0000 http://www.linuxforums.net.cn/read.php?110
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Louis." "But I thought you hated Louis," said Helen.

With his final breath, Tommy said, "I do."


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* C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that
only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure
out what went wrong.

* Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too
fast, and you can't hurt yourself.

* C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this,
you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.

* Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into
a pretty effective airplane or submarine.

* Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is
incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl
car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.

* Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a
license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous
terrain, you may never need another car.

* Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk
cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found
the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better
than the sum of the parts.

* Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as
you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is
believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to
learn to drive any other model.

* Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will
ever admit having driven one.

* Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car
yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if
you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.


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Tags - smile , jokes ]]> http://www.linuxforums.net.cn/read.php?108 root <> Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:21:59 +0000 http://www.linuxforums.net.cn/read.php?108
The meeting took place in his office and we discussed a range of topics. George had a HP laptop for Ashley that he started a new install on, and while Ubuntu installed, Ashley and I discussed a range of issues. We started discussing Ubuntu, its history, where the project started, how the community fits together, how people contribute, its size, and the success of Ubuntu throughout its history. We then moved on to talk in more detail about the Open Source philosophy in which I explained how this incredible worldwide community works,
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With Hardy now past feature-freeze it’s time to start to plan features that are being lined up for inclusion after Ubuntu 8.04 LTS is released in April.

And so I’d like to introduce you to the Intrepid Ibex, the release which is planned for October 2008, and which is likely to have the version number 8.10.

During the 8.10 cycle we will be venturing into interesting new territory, and we’ll need the rugged adventurousness of a mountain goat to navigate tricky terrain. Our desktop offering will once again be a focal point as we re-engineer the user interaction model so that Ubuntu works as well on a high-end workstation as it does on a feisty little subnotebook. We’ll also be reaching new peaks of performance - aiming to make the mobile desktop as productive as possible.

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To provide myself with slightly more safety through separation, I run two firefox profiles simultaneously. One is the “general” browser for day-to-day viewing of random (and unauthenticated) sites, and the other is the “authenticated” browser, which contains the cookies for known sites I authenticate against. The trick for this is having a launcher that runs firefox without attempting to request a new window from the currently running profile:

bash -c "MOZ_NO_REMOTE=1 firefox -ProfileManager"And in a recent bug-hunting session, I had a firefox profile that just kind of didn’t load javascript correctly any more (”change_feedback_state is not defined” on facebook). I have no idea what was causing the issue (something not extensions — it didn’t go away in “-safe-mode“), and so I just reconstructed the profile one bit at a time, eventually leaving all of prefs.js out. I used the migration checklist I found at mozillazine.
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